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Old April 1st, 2013, 02:57 PM
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I wake up in the morning, look around and scratch my head.
I ain't got a clue, who's laying in my bed.

I'm naked as a jay-bird, her clothes are on the floor.
Then I hear her whisper, telling me she wants some more.

Her hair is on my pillow, her breath upon my cheek.
I draw back the blankets, her figure's trim and sleek.

There is no need for speaking, I take her in my arms.
I must get reaquainted, with this lady's charms.

Her lips taste just like honey, succulent and sweet.
Right away I find out, this vixen's still in heat.

I love her thru the morning, and thru the day we play.
Pretty soon I'm thinking, of asking her to stay.

I've only got one problem, it makes me feel so lame.
I really dig this lady, just wish I knew her name.
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Old April 2nd, 2013, 12:56 AM
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Check in her pants or her purse for an id. If she doesn't answer to the name on it get a lawyer. lol
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Old April 2nd, 2013, 09:24 AM
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Doesn't seem to bother her, what's your problem?
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Old April 3rd, 2013, 04:00 PM
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