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Good Lord! I can't even fit this in my head anywhere.
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Well some guy thought he could fit his head anywhere.
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I guess the guy thought the toaster was "hot".
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I guess the guy thought the toaster was "hot".
He thought he'd get a charge out of it.
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are you sure they didn't say "condom" sense?
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