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Old December 18th, 2013, 07:00 PM
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Hooray for the cat! Lady got what she had comin'. We have strays around here. I cannot take them in, and the shelter is jammed packed with cats and usually just relocates them to the other side of town, but I do put my scraps out ...in the vacant lot next door when the cats aren't around so they won't know where it came from...so they don't go hungry.
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The cat was sayin', '' I'll get you, and your little dog too.''
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