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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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Well ladies might be a stretch.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
I've moved your mountains and marked your cards
But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must have the courage for the changing of the guards.
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Gentlemen, he said I don't need your organization, I've shined your shoes
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But Eden is burning either brace yourself for elimination
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